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Great expectations

Written by BennysBadekar at 16:51 1/5-2013

  BennysBadekar is now looking to expand. We are looking for at new PR-manager and a captain for mountains.
  
  Team manager Benny was satisfied with the budget, but was outraged by the potential of the riders on BennysBadekar. ”You can’t polish a turt”, as Benny so eloquently put it.
  
  Instead BennysBadekar invested in doped up foreigners from the free market. The Schumacher of Holland (Van Leon) and the Rebellin of Romania (Baciu) have been producing the results, but Benny wantsmore...
  
  ”Isn’t the bigger of the Schleck sister available!?” he asked. ”Or what appoint the diligent red head from Italy? Or did he die? If not, lets hire him” Benny screamed with exitement. No one was there to argue with him.
  
  As a from now on BennysBadekar is looking for your blackest sheep.
  
  -Benny
  Temporary PR-manager and recovering alcoholic
  
  
  

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Comments


Silver Giant at 15:42 10/5-2013
  :-)
  You'll find a PR Manager inside an easter egg.
  I can't help you with the doped riders. They seem to be everywhere but my team.

BennysBadekar at 13:44 10/5-2013
  We unsuccesfully tried AICAR/GW501516 on van Leon. We need a rider who is receptive to drugs. Regarding the PR-manager - we hired a few but nobody showed up on the second day of work... Ethical abstinent pr*cks

Silver Giant at 13:31 10/5-2013
  I see you failed in finding a PR Manager and you are selling your captain. New direction for the team again?

NightmareChaos at 17:58 1/5-2013
  Nice, will contact you

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